Saturday, January 2, 2010

List of Funny Love sayings

  • If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question –By Lily Tomlin

  • The bravest thing that men do is love women. – By Mort Sahl

  • One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry – By Oscar Wilde

  • Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. – By Anonymous

  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. – By Samuel Johnson

  • Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. – By Albert Einstein

  • You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can all its accessories. – By Melanie Clark

  • The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. – By Woody Allen

  • Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely. - By Basta

  • I Love making friends. It is the people I can't stand. - By Linus

  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. - By Samuel Johnson

  • Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. - By Anonymous

  • It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. - By Fred Allen

  • One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry - By Oscar Wilde

  • The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. - By George Bernard Shaw

  • There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars. - By John Kenneth Galbraith

  • Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. - By Helen Rowland

  • Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating – By Unknown

  • Love: the delusion that one woman differs from another – By Unknown

  • Think of love as a card game:
    first, get rid of the jokers,
    throw away the hearts,
    keep the diamonds...
    then try to get a king – By Unknown

  • There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy - Her heart – By Unknown

  • Sometimes I wonder if men
    and women really suit each other.
    Perhaps they should live next door
    and just visit now and then – By Anonymous

  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
    That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste – By Unknown

  • Honesty is the key to a relationship.
    If you can fake that, you're in – By Unknown

  • When you are courting a nice girl
    an hour seems like a second.
    When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second
    seems like an hour. That's relativity - By Unknown

  • No ones perfect.
    It's when you see past the imperfections
    that you call it love – By Unknown

  • Love is a game
    that two can play and both win – By Unknown

  • One good thing about Internet dating:
    you're guaranteed to click with
    whomever you meet – By Unknown

  • You have to kiss a lot of toads
    before you find a handsome prince – By Unknown

  • Before you find your handsome prince,
    You've got to kiss a lot of frogs – By Unknown

  • The difference between genius and stupidity is;
    genius has its limits – By Unknown